I Suppose You Could Say I Was Running


Here's the car, parked at the end of Cavalry Road where I left it when I headed out for four easy miles on BLM land.

                                                   

Last Friday morning, while driving in to the office, all of my speakers blew at the same time. I didn't know what was wrong - I just knew that the pretty music stopped.

Saturday I took the car to Best Buy to get it fixed - and the guy fixed the subwoofer, but not the cabin speakers. So yesterday I took it to a different Best Buy, and they finished up the job. Now I'm broke, but I have pretty music again.

However, I'm going to be broker still. After seven years of knowing better, I've got a bet with Ian Hersey for a half-marathon. This time he's giving me 1.5 minutes/mile - that's 19:39 over the course of the race. That's not nearly enough - while I've been getting old, fat and bald, and walking over mountains, Ian's been doing intercontinental Ironmans (or is it "Ironmen"?)

He made the offer the other day, and I had simply ignored it. But while I was out for this run this morning,  I felt terrible; when I started thinking about actually racing Ian again, I was able to speed up to almost a full "jog", so I decided that the added motivation was worth the lost money, and took the bet.

Now I've got four weeks to train for - and taper for - a half marathon. That is, of course, impossible, but it is always impossible to win a bet with Ian - and, since the outcome is the same no matter what I do, I'm free! No reason to worry about it.

 

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  • 9/21/2010 6:13 PM Dave C wrote:
    Didn't you declare a while back that you weren't going to get into betting with Ian again? Maybe it is just my Ancyent memory that is fading ever faster, along with my running speed (I'm getting slower faster). Congratulations on conquering Imogene. Would you do it again if I promised to do it too? It has been a while since I did something quite as stupid as that. The missus will probably do okay on the insurance money when the race kills me.
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  • 9/22/2010 8:07 AM chris wrote:
    It says something about a guy when he has a zippy sports car and the thing he destroys is the speakers...
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    1. 9/22/2010 9:41 AM Fat Charlie the Archangel wrote:
      You are absolutely correct It says that he's too old to drive fast, and so deaf that he has to turn his Lawrence Welk up all the way.
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