Ethel just told me that this is waiting on me when we get home next month, after the Imogene Pass run -


                      

...a brand new set of Walter Hagen T3 clubs, with a 460 CC driver (I've had motorcycles with smaller engines than this driver head) and hybrid woods instead of the long irons.

It's an anniversary present (23 years on 19 September). She says that she told me about it now because she was afraid that I'd see the charges in our online banking account. The flip side of this arrangement is that she had it delivered to Arizona.

Now, I'm gonna be in Colorado for another month, to the day, and I'm just a few miles from a gorgeous golf course with a driving range. Why didn't she have this set shipped HERE? - answer: this way, she's sure that I'll take her home to Arizona, to see the ugly baby .

In order to play with my new clubs, I have to go to Arizona where there's an Ugly Baby.

Decisions, decisions...