To Boldy Go Where No Camera Has Gone Before


Science!

Science is all about asking questions - important questions, like "What does the inside of a refrigerator really look like when the door is closed?"

Most folks just ask those questions, then forget about it and turn on "American Idol".

But, here at Puckett Labratories, we're doing something to answer these important issues - such as, putting Ethel's camera into the fridge with the timer set to delay.

And here's what we learned -

                                           

- nothing. Absolutely nothing :)

I was sorta hoping that we'd learn about a new race of sentient beings, or maybe living pieces of goo, like those that attached themselves to Buckaroo Bonzai's jetcar in "Across the Eighth Dimension". But, unfortunately, all we learned is that there's some juice next to the risotto.

In fact, we didn't even learn whether or not  the light really goes off when the door closes - our current hypothesis is that  the light probably goes off, and that this picture was taken when the flash on the camera went off; however, we can't be sure of that because....well, because the refrigerator door was closed...

Join us next week, when Puckett Labs pushes back the envelope of human ignorance by pullung the tag off of a new mattress and making Jell-O with fresh or frozen pineapple.

 

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  • 4/13/2009 6:38 PM Jerry (not your brother, the other jerry) wrote:
    1. put camera in movie mode
    2. start taking movie
    3. place camera in fridge
    4. close fridge door
    5. count to three
    6. remove camera and examine evidence
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