Tite!
(yo - dis iz da Thronedoggie, commin outa dat Scott$dollarz
ghetto where da ho's gots mo' o' what dey pays fo' - yo)
I don't know what "tite" means - that's the title that the co-worker who took this picture gave it. It's apparent to me that the term simply doesn't not apply to the britches - if they were "tite", they wouldn't be falling off.
Well, in regards to this amazingly persistent style of dress - all I can say is "if you can't beat 'em, then look stupid with 'em."
I will admit - the pants are comfortable. Very loose and roomy - in fact, often the fabric wouldn't come into contact with my skin at all. It's as close as one can be to "buck nekkid" and still walk around legally. I suppose that wearing the hat sideways indicates that I'm not sure which direction I'm headed - sort of a sartorial slacker.
However, standing like this results in damage to one's posture - it's actually work, after a while, to keep the legs bent and the head tilted.
I don't think I'll try this again.
(N.B. - if you're getting an RSS feed, you might see this several times - it didn't seem to be showing up correctly in my blog page, so I had to dump it and reinsert it. Sorry about that.)
Pull up your pants and put your hat on correctly. I am proud to say that dressed like that you would be refused service in quite a few retail establishments in this area. My question about that style of dress is that many people I see dressed like that also give the impression that they will, at some point in the not too distance future, be forced to flee the scene of whatever felony or misdemeanor they have just committed. Don't the sagger pants inhibit fast escape?
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I don't expect that the baggy britches facilitate escaping from the police; however, while it may make them look like crooks, it doesn't necessarily make them look like SMART crooks.
However, I think I look dead sexy like this - you can't beat those plaid boxers for getting the ladies' zizz wheels to spinning. Why, when Ethel saw me in this getup, she was completely immobilized - she couldn't speak or function normally. (I'd best not wear this outfit in public - not fair to the local womenfolk).
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Just an everyday sight here on the streets of Houston...
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